And lo, there was a great sound from across the land, flowing in waves, pulsing...It grew louder as it neared, crashing against the flat plains, shaking the ground as it grew and grew until finally...
ROCK 'N' FUCKIN' ROLL!!!!

The Rocker's Prayer

Our Father,
Who Art From Hell,
Rock N Roll Be Thy Name,
Thy Concert Come,
Thy Souncheck Be Done,
On Record As It Is Live,
Give Us This Day Our Jack Daniels,
Fogive Us Our Bootlegs,
As We Forgive Those Who Play Emo At Us,
Lead Us Not Into Trance or House,
And Deliver us From HipHop,
For Thine Is The Drums, Bass And Guitar,
For Ever And Ever,
FUCK YEAH!!!